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Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle - The Muppets
Dave Grohl and Animal Drum Battle - The Muppets

Leanne Morgan Has The Secret To A Long-Lasting Marriage
Stand up comedian, author and actress Leanne Morgan has some advice for people seeking the long-lasting marriage.

Ozzy Osbourne Cheers Up the "Late Night" Staff | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
(Original Air Date: 10/18/01) Ozzy Osbourne stops by the "Late Night" offices to cheer up the staff after the events of September 2001.

Ozzy and Fozzie Mess About
Ozzy and Fozzie Mess About

Kermit’s Goodbye to Ozzy
Kermit’s Goodbye to Ozzy
Secret Shoebox pt. 3
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The little old man was so moved, he had to fight back tears. Only two precious doilies were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with joy and happiness.
"Sweetheart," he said... "that explains the doilies, but what about all this money? Where ...Read more
Secret Shoebox pt. 2
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In trying to sort out their affairs the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it he found 2 beautifully crocheted doilies and a stack of money totaling over $25,000. He asked her about the unusual contents....Read more
A Common Bum
A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some Napoleon brandy, then he summoned the headwaiter.
"Do you recall," he asked pleasantly, "how a year ago, I ate just such a repast here and then, because I couldn't pay for it, you had me thrown into the alley like a common bum?"
"I'm very sorry ...Read more
Ethical Dilemma
A lawyer charged a man $1,000 for legal services. The man paid him in cash with crisp new $100 bills. After the client left, the lawyer discovered that two bills had stuck together -- he'd been overpaid by $100. The ethical dilemma for the lawyer:
Should he tell his partner?

Honest Trailers | The Fantastic Four (1994)
Is it too much of a stretch to make an Honest Trailer for Roger Corman's The Fantastic Four (1994) this week? Before Marvel ruled the box office, before Chris Evans torched Johnny Storm, before Josh Trank clobbered his hotel room...there was whatever this is!

A Coldplay Song Might Cheer Up Stephen's Audience (feat. Weird Al Yankovic And Lin-Manuel Miranda)
Stephen's audience is bummed out about The Late Show being cancelled so he calls in some famous friends for help. Coldplay's "Viva La Vida" never sounded so good! Special thanks to Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Weird Al Yankovic ...Read more

Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong - “Truth and Trust” in Cancer Research & Journalism | The Daily Show
Chairman of the Los Angeles Times and of ImmunityBio, Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong sits down with Jon Stewart to share how his groundbreaking work in cancer research and his surprising purchase of the Los Angeles Times in 2018 are both part of his vision to heal the country and give everyone an opportunity at the American dream. He offers a ...Read more

Beth Behrs Accidentally Grabbed Kat Dennings' Boob | CONAN on TBS
CONAN Highlight: Beth was in the middle of dissing "DuckTales" when she accidentally got to second base with Kat.

"Who's On First?": The Sequel (w/ Jimmy Fallon, Billy Crystal & Jerry Seinfeld)
Fallon, Crystal, and Seinfeld revisit Abbott & Costello's classic "Who's On First?" routine, where we finally get to meet the team's first-baseman "Who," second-baseman "What," and third-baseman "I Don't Know."
Smart Mom
A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. The mother stopped her and said she shouldn't do that.
"Why," asked the little girl.
"Because it’s dirty. It's been on the ground. You don't know where it's been. It probably has germs."
The...Read more
Amish Humor
Sign behind an Amish carriage:
"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats. CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!"
Cop's Toilet
Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on.
Perfect pt. 2
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Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the ...Read more